Why can't I be more like Jack?

That is, Jack Shack (it's his real name you know). He decides that any random day is Link to Jack day and a kazillion people comply. Everyone who read that post linked to him. I didn't- but that's because I came across the post a little late and felt stupid being so behind. Bad excuse, I know, so I guess I deserve this-- it's karma.

When I declared yesterday that it's Shuckle Day and that I will link to anyone who so much as says the word (this isn't shamelessly asking for links like, ahem, someone else did), I get no response. Nada. Zilch. *Sigh* I feel very alone. So Jack, what's your secret?