meme shmeme

I've been tagged with the A-Z meme twice now, first by Daled Amos and then by Jameel at the Muqata. Read their funny responses and you'll see that the point of this meme is for readers to get to know the writer better; but really now, who wants to hear about me? Especially since I'm anonymous. I mean, like duh! So instead of giving up prized personal information, I'll just let you in on one secret... I do not have a Ph.D. Okay, so you all knew that, but it doesn't hurt repeating, lest any confusion arise and one of you actually take anything I write seriously.